My Weary Newt

My Weary Newt craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

My Weary Newt desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Newt looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Weary Newt desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

My Weary Newt always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It is an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

My Weary Newt desperately craved for a big sponge to drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.