His Bewildered Newt

His Bewildered Newt desired a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Newt craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Bewildered Newt needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Newt desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It was a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Newt carried a magic 8 ball to demolish. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Bewildered Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A bag of poop being the item selected.