My Angry Newt

My Angry Newt desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Angry Newt desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It should be an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Angry Newt carried a set square that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a set square being the item selected.

My Angry Newt needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

My Angry Newt looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

My Angry Newt always kept a teapot that they would often annihilate It should be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was selected.