The Lovely Newt

The Lovely Newt always carried a wig that they would often share. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Newt desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was epic. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Newt owned a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Newt always had with them a cup that they would smash. This seems an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Newt had a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Lovely Newt desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.