His Cheerful Newt

His Cheerful Newt had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

His Cheerful Newt wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Cheerful Newt had a bag of poop to eat. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

His Cheerful Newt needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

His Cheerful Newt owned a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. A bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

His Cheerful Newt carried a pen that they sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.