His Big Newt

His Big Newt desperately wanted a dildo to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to most, but not to the Newt, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

His Big Newt found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

His Big Newt always kept a can of Dr Pepper to cuddle. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

His Big Newt desperately needed a sword that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Big Newt often carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Big Newt desperately searched for a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A little monkey being the chosen item.