Tired Newt

Tired Newt desperately looked for a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

Tired Newt desperately craved for a sword that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Tired Newt carried a bag of flour that they would often annihilate It should be an odd operation, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Tired Newt had a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

Tired Newt always kept a ball that they liked to sleep with. It is considered to be a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item to select.

Tired Newt craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a lava lamp being the thing selected.