The Green Newt

The Green Newt craved for a porno magazine to worship. This might appear to be a strange operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it

The Green Newt found a computer that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Green Newt carried a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered an original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler is the item to select.

The Green Newt searched for a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Green Newt always carried a porno magazine that they would sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Green Newt desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often worship. It might be a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A pint of beer was the chosen item.