A Purple Newt

A Purple Newt owned a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

A Purple Newt craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to smash. It would have been a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

A Purple Newt had a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

A Purple Newt often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Purple Newt found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

A Purple Newt craved for a computer to insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was chosen.