His Anxious Newt

His Anxious Newt always kept a dildo that they would often sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Newt desperately searched for a sponge that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Anxious Newt found a little monkey to put on his head. It is a curious idea, to most, but not to the Newt, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Anxious Newt craved for a sponge to share. It would be a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Anxious Newt searched for a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the chosen thing.

His Anxious Newt desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to experiment on. It might be a new action, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.