My Different Newt

My Different Newt looked for a custard pie that they would often throw. It was a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

My Different Newt wanted a big sponge that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Different Newt craved for a helmet that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

My Different Newt carried a chocolate bar that they would often hug. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

My Different Newt found a set of lego that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

My Different Newt needed a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to opt for.