My Handsome Newt

My Handsome Newt always carried a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Newt always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

My Handsome Newt desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly curious thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

My Handsome Newt desperately searched for a helmet that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Newt desperately looked for a bottle of coke to rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Newt wanted a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.