A Naughty Ogre

A Naughty Ogre desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a new thing to do, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

A Naughty Ogre found a magic 8 ball that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

A Naughty Ogre desperately desired a teapot that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

A Naughty Ogre always carried a dildo that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

A Naughty Ogre desperately wanted a can of coke that they would eat. It should be a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

A Naughty Ogre always kept a CD player that they would break. One might say this is a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.