His Dodgy Ogre

His Dodgy Ogre needed a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a dildo of all things.

His Dodgy Ogre desperately desired a CD player that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

His Dodgy Ogre craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Ogre searched for a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is sublime. A bat was the thing that was selected.

His Dodgy Ogre desperately craved for a radiator to break. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

His Dodgy Ogre always kept a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.