Her Cheerful Ogre

Her Cheerful Ogre looked for a teapot that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is sublime. A teapot would be the chosen thing.

Her Cheerful Ogre desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Ogre desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Her Cheerful Ogre owned a tomato to play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato is the item to opt for.

Her Cheerful Ogre had a spade that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade would be the item chosen.

Her Cheerful Ogre often carried a computer that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item chosen.