A Purple Ogre

A Purple Ogre always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

A Purple Ogre desperately searched for a block of cheese that they sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Purple Ogre desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

A Purple Ogre needed a CD player to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Ogre desperately looked for a ball that they would often sleep with. It would have been an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A ball was the item that was selected.

A Purple Ogre looked for a cucumber that they would often play with. It should be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.