A Little Ogre

A Little Ogre desired a bottle of beer that they would throw. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be simply life. A bottle of beer being the chosen item.

A Little Ogre desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

A Little Ogre always carried a melon to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the thing to choose.

A Little Ogre carried a teapot that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

A Little Ogre looked for a block of cheese that they would often smash. It was considered to be an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Little Ogre desperately searched for a little monkey that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey of all things.