Blue Ogre

Blue Ogre desperately needed a vibrator to put in the bath with him. It would be a new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Blue Ogre had a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Blue Ogre desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

Blue Ogre found a condom that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to select.

Blue Ogre desperately needed a wig to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

Blue Ogre needed a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.