My Silly Ogre

My Silly Ogre desperately searched for a tomato that they liked to share. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

My Silly Ogre needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Silly Ogre desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be an astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Silly Ogre wanted a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

My Silly Ogre found a stapler to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

My Silly Ogre always kept a crown that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.