His Confused Ogre

His Confused Ogre desperately looked for a melon that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Ogre searched for a can of Tango that they would often smash. It would be a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

His Confused Ogre desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often annihilate This seems an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball of all things.

His Confused Ogre owned a wig that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a wig having that done to it

His Confused Ogre desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

His Confused Ogre desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.