My Handsome Ogre

My Handsome Ogre desperately craved for a spade to smash. This is certainly a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to choose.

My Handsome Ogre carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Ogre needed a pint of beer that they liked to play with. It would have been an unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is amazing. A pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

My Handsome Ogre desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to eat. It should have been an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Ogre desperately craved for a piece of paper to smash. It is a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

My Handsome Ogre craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.