The Stupid Ogre

The Stupid Ogre wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Ogre wanted a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Stupid Ogre always had with them a melon that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen item.

The Stupid Ogre wanted a computer that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Ogre carried a spade that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade is the item to select.

The Stupid Ogre desperately wanted a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.