Their Boring Ogre

Their Boring Ogre searched for a pint of cider to play with. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Their Boring Ogre needed a pint of cider that they would often break. This seems to be a different approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Ogre desperately craved for a tomato that they would put on his head. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Ogre desired a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Ogre found a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Ogre searched for a spade that they would often hug. It might have been an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.