A Nervous Ogre

A Nervous Ogre always had with them a stapler that they would play with. This is certainly an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

A Nervous Ogre always kept a can of coke that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

A Nervous Ogre wanted a sponge to share. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item to choose.

A Nervous Ogre desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. A condom having that done to it

A Nervous Ogre desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

A Nervous Ogre desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.