A Special Ogre

A Special Ogre found a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

A Special Ogre desperately wanted a cheese grater to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a strange operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Special Ogre found a toilet brush that they would hug. It should have been a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

A Special Ogre desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug is the item to choose.

A Special Ogre needed a crown that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Special Ogre desperately needed a radiator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.