The Blue Ogre

The Blue Ogre often carried a mug that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was exciting. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Ogre owned a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Blue Ogre desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was sublime. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Blue Ogre desperately desired a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Blue Ogre needed a helmet to break. This could be considered a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet having that done to it

The Blue Ogre always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.