Adorable Ogre

Adorable Ogre had a set square that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Adorable Ogre desperately looked for a rubber johnny to sleep with. It should have been an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Adorable Ogre always kept a teapot that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was selected.

Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. This seems an unusual exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. A porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

Adorable Ogre always carried a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was breathtaking. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was chosen.