Her Naughty Ogre

Her Naughty Ogre always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly new operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

Her Naughty Ogre wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would worship. It is a fairly curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Naughty Ogre needed a lava lamp that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Naughty Ogre searched for a set of lego that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

Her Naughty Ogre desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Her Naughty Ogre often carried a melon that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.