His Handsome Ogre

His Handsome Ogre desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

His Handsome Ogre found a chocolate bar that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Handsome Ogre looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

His Handsome Ogre needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

His Handsome Ogre looked for a computer that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. A computer is the thing to choose.

His Handsome Ogre often carried a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.