Angry Orangutan

Angry Orangutan often carried a CD player to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

Angry Orangutan owned a helmet that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to opt for.

Angry Orangutan always carried a sword that they would sleep with. It should have been an exciting activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a sword being the chosen item.

Angry Orangutan always carried a custard pie that they sometimes break. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Angry Orangutan desired a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Angry Orangutan always kept a melon that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the item that was selected.