The Crypting Orangutan

The Crypting Orangutan always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Orangutan needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Orangutan craved for a vibrator that they would experiment on. It is an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Orangutan looked for a lava lamp that they liked to eat. It should have been a strange operation, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Orangutan desperately craved for a ball that they would hug. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a ball being the item selected.

The Crypting Orangutan desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.