The Hungry Orangutan

The Hungry Orangutan desired a sword to demolish. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword of all things.

The Hungry Orangutan always had with them a rubber chicken that they would play with. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Hungry Orangutan desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Orangutan desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Hungry Orangutan had a condom that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

The Hungry Orangutan always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.