The Horny Orangutan

The Horny Orangutan looked for a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Horny Orangutan always carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Horny Orangutan owned a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item selected.

The Horny Orangutan often carried a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Horny Orangutan always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Horny Orangutan desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.