Their Fucking Orangutan

Their Fucking Orangutan wanted a can of Tango to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Orangutan craved for a hat that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Orangutan desired a stretchman that they would sometimes eat. It was a funny operation, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Orangutan searched for a rubber johnny to demolish. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Orangutan desired a bat that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Orangutan owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. This seems a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.