Their Crypting Orangutan

Their Crypting Orangutan found a block of cheese that they would share. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

Their Crypting Orangutan looked for a bottle of beer to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

Their Crypting Orangutan needed a CD player that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

Their Crypting Orangutan desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

Their Crypting Orangutan desired a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Their Crypting Orangutan wanted a can of coke that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the chosen item.