Crazy Orangutan

Crazy Orangutan needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes experiment on. It should be a strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Orangutan owned a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A melon being the chosen thing.

Crazy Orangutan desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Orangutan craved for a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

Crazy Orangutan always carried a pint of beer to sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Orangutan had a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.