The Grumpy Orangutan

The Grumpy Orangutan desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Orangutan had a can of coke that they would share. It should have been a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it was exciting. A can of coke is the item to select.

The Grumpy Orangutan always had with them a spade that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was spectacular. Remarkably, a spade being the thing selected.

The Grumpy Orangutan desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Orangutan carried a painting of a melon to experiment on. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Orangutan found a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was selected.