The Confused Orangutan

The Confused Orangutan wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Orangutan wanted a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Confused Orangutan needed a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a lava lamp of all things.

The Confused Orangutan searched for a bat that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a bat being the item selected.

The Confused Orangutan desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Confused Orangutan desired a bottle of beer to break. It is a peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.