The Magical Orangutan

The Magical Orangutan looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. A pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Magical Orangutan wanted a cucumber that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Magical Orangutan desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was miraculous. A pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Magical Orangutan needed a bag of poop that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly original suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Magical Orangutan always carried a hat that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

The Magical Orangutan looked for a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A sponge is the item to select.