His Stupid Orangutan

His Stupid Orangutan needed a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Orangutan had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a funny operation, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Orangutan searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally demolish. It should be an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Stupid Orangutan found a melon that they would often worship. It was a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Stupid Orangutan found a sack of potatoes that they would often annihilate This seems to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

His Stupid Orangutan desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.