The Lucky Orangutan

The Lucky Orangutan carried a teapot that they liked to sleep with. This seems a new thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Orangutan found a dildo to throw. It should have been a fairly astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Orangutan had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Lucky Orangutan always had with them a hat that they sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat of all things.

The Lucky Orangutan always kept a custard pie that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

The Lucky Orangutan desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.