The Fucking Orangutan

The Fucking Orangutan often carried a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a hat would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Orangutan found a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A piece of paper is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Orangutan desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

The Fucking Orangutan wanted a can of coke that they would often play with. It is an unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Orangutan often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Orangutan desperately desired a stapler that they sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen thing.