The Curious Orangutan

The Curious Orangutan desired a dildo to hug. It might have been a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Curious Orangutan needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an unusual idea, to most, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Curious Orangutan desperately desired a can of coke to hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Orangutan desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Orangutan, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Orangutan always carried a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. This could be considered a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Orangutan carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a block of cheese of all things.