Crypting Orangutan

Crypting Orangutan wanted a spade that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Crypting Orangutan had a bottle of wine to put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Orangutan, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Crypting Orangutan owned a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

Crypting Orangutan owned a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Crypting Orangutan desired a computer that they would often worship. This could be considered a curious proposal, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who assumed it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer having that done to it

Crypting Orangutan desperately wanted a ball that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a ball being the item opted for.