My Lovely Paki

My Lovely Paki desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

My Lovely Paki wanted a sword to smash. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A sword was the item that was opted for.

My Lovely Paki had a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar having that done to it

My Lovely Paki had a dildo to put on his head. This is certainly an unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Paki searched for a melon that they would insert somewhere. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who felt that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.

My Lovely Paki looked for a bag of flour to sleep with. This could be considered a different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.