A Handsome Paki

A Handsome Paki had a helmet that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea was wonderful. A helmet would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Paki always kept a CD player that they liked to share. It is a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Paki owned a CD player that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A CD player was the item that was selected.

A Handsome Paki looked for a vibrator to smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

A Handsome Paki found a pencil sharpener to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that this idea was awesome. A pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Paki searched for a painting of a melon that they would insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.