Their Fucking Paki

Their Fucking Paki desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It would be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Paki, who felt it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Paki desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to my children, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Paki always had with them a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It might be a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot is the item to select.

Their Fucking Paki wanted a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item selected.

Their Fucking Paki owned a spade that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

Their Fucking Paki searched for a little monkey that they would put up their bum. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Paki, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.