Their Cute Paki

Their Cute Paki always had with them a stretchman that they would put on his head. It might be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

Their Cute Paki desperately desired a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

Their Cute Paki desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A melon is the thing to select.

Their Cute Paki needed a set square to play with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item selected.

Their Cute Paki had a condom that they would smash. This seems an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Their Cute Paki looked for a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.