Their Weary Paki

Their Weary Paki needed a cup that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Paki desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Paki, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

Their Weary Paki desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Paki, who thinks it was epic. A teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Their Weary Paki looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Paki, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

Their Weary Paki desperately searched for a helmet that they would put up their bum. This seems a fairly extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the Paki, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Their Weary Paki looked for a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.