The Fucking Paki

The Fucking Paki often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. It was a fairly different operation, to my grandma, but not to the Paki, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Paki found a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Paki, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to choose.

The Fucking Paki desperately needed a sponge that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Paki had a stapler to cuddle. This seems a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Paki, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Fucking Paki desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a new thought, to you, but not to the Paki, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Paki desired a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. This seems a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Paki, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.